Hello folks! Today I would like to talk about something slightly uncomfortable for some, and quite entertaining for others. While speaking with a Facebook friend yesterday, the conversation veered to the topic of musty undercarriage. Now undercarriage in this sense refers to the fun stick and dingle berries, as well as the booty. And my Facebook friend and I briefly discussed what you do when you encounter an undercarriage that is anything but fresh. I for one had a few suggestions if ever caught in that scenario, so I decided to share five excuses you can do if ever caught in a similar situation. So take a look for yourself, and feel free to thank me later. LOL!